Once upon a time there was a man who lived on a farm, and he ate grass, but one day a hawk flew down and carried the man off, and the hawk traded him for a lollipop because the hawk liked sweets, but it was a magical lollipop and it came to life and ran away, and it went to the miller's son, and asked for three French hens. But the miller's son was really a pixie, and flew away with the lollipop's purse of gold. Then the pixie son, scattered that purse of gold to the four corners of the world, and then borrowed some money so he could buy a drink. But then this mosquito came, and landed on a hot dog nearby, and this gave the pixie such a headache, so he went home, but the mosquito wasn't actually a mosqito, it was a banana slug, and it ate the hot dog and grew powerful and reigned over the people with a iron fist. But then there was a stable boy, and he opposed the banana slug, so he took a magical golden goose from his porch, and flew away to another world inside his lawnmower. When all of a sudden a giant ant came and ate Tokyo! But one mystical giesha survived, and she stabbed the ant with a magical katana that was made from silver. Then the ant turned into a ninja, and on a far away hill there was a magical sword that began to glow, and inside that sword was a tiny little land of faeries. They ate pine needles and banana peels, and used grains of sand as currency. But one faerie was not happy with the world, so she found a bean, and used it to take over the country. After this, the bean grew into a magical tree, that could speak. And it sent a barbarian pixie on a magical adventure over a hill. On the other side of the hill was a popsicle stand, and the only flavour there was grape! That's because the owner didn't know any other flavours in the world, even though he was from England, the land of pastries. Meanwhile, back in New York, Bethany, the house maid, discovered the gun that Jack had used to kill his wife! She took it to the police, but it was just a licorice gun, and Jack's wife wasn't dead at all, she was just sleeping. Then one of the policemen found the licorice gun, and took it on an adventure. He came to a dragon cave, and tried to shoot it, but the dragon just ate the gun and thanked the policeman. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a black duck swooped down from the sky, and he was carrying a small chain with a magical stone on it. He dropped the magical stone near the house of the farmer's widow. When she was out milking the cow one day, she found it, and it turned into a magical plow, and plowed her fields for her! Then the cow fled in terror into the woods. There, the cow met an old peddler who sold trinkets. He placed 'round the cow's neck a magical amulet that would grant wishes. Then the cow became a beautiful woman, and the peddler ran away. Then there was an earthquake, and a statue came to life. It asked the cow lady three riddles, but she could not solve even one, so the statue turned her into a pidgeon! Then she flew away in search of her true love. And they lived happily ever after!